Sir, please back away from the sex scandal

Ok, there are some internet folks out there that need a whopping cluebat of perspective. May I please provide your clue:

1. Sexual solicitation is a non-partisan activity
2. Spending $20 bucks for a blow job in an airport bathroom my be sleazier than buying the service of a $5000 call girl in a luxury hotel, but is on the same moral plane (unless you're wincing at the gay sex, but that's another post.)