Seek, and ye shall find (not)

Periodically I check out what people are Googling when they come across my site. Sometimes it makes sense (all the folks checking up on Cassie Edwards, for instance) but often, it, well, doesn't. . .

• “jack off bud stories”
• “godzila porno mouvi”
• “pink butt”
• “pink microsoft”
• “dark cats”
• “stupid plagiarism ferrets”
• “hungry xxx.com”